We sharing anaesthetic stories?? I had to have dental surgery when i was in middle school.
According to my mom and sister the very first thing i did upon waking up was BOLT upright and proceed to try and shove my ENTIRE fist in my mouth as fast as possible.
I had to be physically stopped, and i proceeded to sob my eyes out for the next 20 minutes. Somehow, i didnt damage anything 🤣
In late 2019 I had to have my tonsils and adnoids yeeted because I’d get so sick once a year and become… Well, unable to do shit. I had the flu before my surgery and was still recovering from it when I had my surgery so when I came to afterwards I was just… A mess. And I wanted my mom cause yeah and I mistook the nurse for my mom cause… Heavy short ladies with brown hair, ya know? and so I’m like… “Mom? Can you hold my handdd???” and she goes “Sweetie.. I’m not your mom-” but proceeds to hold my hand either way and im happy
I couldn’t scroll past this and not share my most recent anesthetic story.
In late 2018 I got into a car accident that ripped parts of my scalp off of my head, and almost ripped off my ear. So I had to get my head sewed back together hardcore. I was in an incredible amount of pain oh, so I got some morphine and opiates in me right away.
When I went to the hospital, the doctor who was stitching my head together was an Australian man, I know because I immediately fell in love with him and started talking to him about it, and as I’m being drugged up and taken in for surgery, I’m flirting with this man who turns out to be 62 years old. I’m higher than giraffe pussy so I had no idea, I was none the wiser. The whole time, for at least 2 or 3 hours, I was just shooting my shot with somebody’s Australian Grandpa and I will never forgive myself.
3 ships: I watch a loooooooot of shows, so I’m not sure how to answer this question. But with the shows I watch, I’ll say I ship Simon and Zoey on ZEP, Upstead on CPD, and Shules on Psych.
Last Song: Till Forever Falls Apart by Ashe and Finneas
Last Movie: Tim Burton’s Corpse Bride
Currently Watching: Law & Order SVU
Currently Reading: textbooks for law school
Currently Craving: chocolate
Tagging: @leftoverys, @lilchingstah. I never know who to tag, so if you see this and you would like to play, please go for it and tag me so I can see 🙂
[image description: screengrab of a series of tweets from @ rootsworks: “When I was in college, part of our university’s graduation requirements had a community service component that they called service learning.
One of my service learning classes involved work at a local homeless community center, helping people write resumes and cleaning bathrooms.
Our instructor told us to expect to see the bathrooms trashed a lot–like you will clean the bathroom and
immediately
someone will wreck it.
And it’s not because they disrespect your work or don’t value having access to clean bathrooms or whatever, but because of control.
When you feel like you have no control over your life or your environment, your brain is going to want to assert control however it can.
Which results in trashed bathrooms. It’s control exercised over the one small part of your environment that you still have the power to affect.
I see kids on tumblr using the language of social justice as cudgels on people who actually do care about and listen to them
or holding the creators within their communities to an impossibly high standard that they never apply to mainstream media properties.
I just see trashed bathrooms. ‘These are the people my voice will reach,’ they rationalize, ‘so these are the people I’ll hurt.’
But the guiding principles of social justice are aimed at correcting and dismantling systems. Stop using them to dismantle people.”]
But the guiding principles of social justice are aimed at correcting and dismantling systems. Stop using them to dismantle people.
